Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Ford Prefect, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

I object to doing things that computers can do.

Olin Shivers

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Roy Trenneman, The IT Crowd

There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.

Peter Drucker

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

Michael Scott, The Office

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

Douglas Adams

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Winnie the Pooh

Weeks of coding can save you hours of planning.

Unknown

Software and cathedrals are much the same — first we build them, then we pray.

Sam Redwine